"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
by Kiy Meister.
Our neighbor didn’t die, he was just needed someplace else.
He took a moment that was about recognizing him and turned it into a moment to recognize everyone who was there and everyone who made it possible for him to do what he does. If you want a perfect example of why he is so fondly remembered and such a great person, it’s tough to find a better one than this.
reasons why babies are not needed
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
when someone calls you “hun”
The Simpsons did The Hangover back in 1999.
Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!!
2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.
I have a great need for this
The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.